Monday, June 27, 2011

Mail Call and More CAT III Laserdiscs

I know.  I know.  I'm getting tired of these laserdisc posts myself.  Another one or two after this one.  I promise.  Thought I'd change it up a bit and add a few recent mail calls to the laserdisc label monotony.  Above is a mail call from today.  An awesome Ebay deal on 16 HK laserdiscs.  Not quite the steal as my mother-load laserdisc purchase but still a great haul for the price.  Some of the discs I am now rolling around naked in are:  PHANTOM WAR, HEART OF KILLER, SEXY AND DANGEROUS, FURY IN RED, BLACK DREAM, OUR NEIGHBORHOOD DETECTIVE, RED WOLF, BIG BROTHER, AND OPERATION SCORPIO.
Another beautiful package I got about 2 weeks ago were these CAT III t-shirts that I found throughout my internet travels.  The shirts are rather cheesily made: heavy ass Cotton, iron on CAT III symbols, and they almost go down to my knees.  Nothing like the freakin' sweet tee's my buddy Brian makes over @ Shelf Life Clothing.  If these two CAT III shirts don't tickle your taint, buy Brians CAT III tee right HERE. I did!   Anyway, Wei's mom is doing me a favor by tailoring (shortening) the shirts for me.  Because, in these tees, I look like Homer Simpson in a moo-moo.
And, here we are again.  My tired new trend.  More laserdiscs.  This is kind of a special post though.  Below are a few discs from my BIG haul.  ALL of these crappers are low rent, shot-on-video, soft core CAT III's.  Now, y'all might believe, according to my CAT III leanings, that I'm a super perv?  Well, you would only be half right.  I need my CAT III to be an actual film. Not a shot on video piece of goop.  Not just ugly starlets sudsing their hirsute naughty bits in a shower and awkwardly banging pock marked losers.  I don't get down with this stuff.  But, I'm a much better person for taking this shit out of circulation.  Once again, you're very welcome!
MY VIRGIN- starring Yvonne Yung-hung and Lee Chung-ling!
JOJO NGAN- On the flip side of the discs is a video-log of HAPPY CHICKEN strumpet, Jojo Ngan.
TRIAD- On the flip side of the disc with ORPHAN
Here's another sweet doodle by Dr. Lamb from THE MILKY WAY WONDERLAND.  Weird thing is, this is exactly how Sleazy K and I review for THIS WEEK IN SLEAZE.  In our stained tightie whities.  How did Dr. Lamb know?  K and I just recorded our latest sleaze-fest and it should be out in a few weeks.  Stay tuned for our 'Shaw Boobies' episode as we track back to the super sexy swingin' 60's at Shaw Bros. famed 'Movie Town.'  Also, after a brief hiatus, PODCAST ON FIRE has returned with a new episode.  If you dig Japanese animation and are a fan of Studio Ghibli, check out the new JAPAN ON FIRE, featuring Hayao Miyazaki's LAPUTA: THE CASTLE IN THE SKY. 

And bringing up the lovely rear, a little more to-do concerning the NYAFF.  They have released this years excellent trailer.  Check it out below.  Also, their website is up an runnin' away.....HERE!  And if that weren't enough, for those of you cool people who are on the up and up with newfangled technology, there is also an Iphone app!!!  Word up!  Get it HERE!  I did!


Sunday, June 19, 2011


CLUB GIRL is some Taiwanese naughtiness from 1992.  Thank you very much!
EMOTIONAL GIRL-DOUBT OF DISTRESS is a tedious CAT III turd from 1993, co-starring the ever horny Julie Lee Wa-yuet.  I once wrote of this film on the blog, "Trampy Julie Lee Wa-yuet goes full-bore and in one scene rubs her brillo pad against Chang Kuo-chu's face."  So, there were some good times to be had with the film.

PASSIONATE KILLING IN THE DREAM sports a kick as hair-do from Gordon Liu Chia-hui.  great opening sequence, ho-hum rest of the film.

I also have DARK STREET GIGOLO aka BLACK STREET aka A DANCING BOY IN UNDERWORLD STREET on VHS and VCD.  Reviewed the film back in January.  Check it out HERE!
This is not the naughty 1974 Shaw Bros. flick starring Ai Ti but the 1993 dirty goodie with Pauline Chan Bo-lin.
Again, not the 1974 Shaw Bros. movie, but a 1992 CAT III'er aka SEX RACECOURSE, starring my lovely, Cindy Yip Sin-yi.  Mmmmmmmm....Cindy Yip......
Really kick ass fighting film co-directed by the great Sonny Chiba!   Sibelle Hu, Chin Ka-lok, and Ken Lo Wai-kong co-star alongside a brief bit by Mr. Chiba in this HK/Japan co-production from 1992.  I found this DVD in C-town a year or so ago in the 'adult' section because the cover art was risque.  Though the film is not, it's still a fine action entry.  Look for it.

Solid actioner from 1992 aka DIE HARD TO FIGHT, starring Chin Siu-ho, Dick Wei, David Lam Wai, and Mondi Yau Yuet-ching.
I have the VCD and VHS of THE GREAT JETFOIL ROBBERY and have seen the film at least twice.  Don't remember a dang thing about it?

Shot on video and unsubbed thriller starring all-stars Francis Ng Chun-yu and Chingmy Yau Suk-ching.  I also have the VCD and another LD w/ original cover.

Thursday, June 16, 2011


HEY, HEY, HEY!!!!  Tickets for the 10th Anniversary Edition of the NYAFF are on sale!!!  NOW!!!  Click on over to the Film Society At Lincoln Center site, peruse the schedule, and BUY, BUY, BUY some tickets!  I did!  And these are the movies I'll be attending.....

THE BLADE (1995)

There are a few other films that I would like to hit up but just don't have the time or capability.  I am truly gutted that I can't attend the screening of ZU: THE WARRIORS FROM THE MAGIC MOUNTAIN.  I'm seeing the midnight showing of THE STORY OF RICKY the night before and to trek back home and head back into the city for the early afternoon showing of ZU the following day is just impossible.  Unless I sleep in Central Park or Port Authority, it's not happening.  Royally pissed!

Anyway, it should be a great fest as always.  The programmers work incredibly hard and show the love to their audience.  If you are a NY'er or will be in the area from July 1st through July 14th, hit up the Walter Reade Theater @ Lincoln Center and show the 2011 NYAFF some special love.  They give reach arounds!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

More! More! More! How Do You Like It? How Do You Like It?

EROTIC PASSION, starring that glorious HK film bastard Shum Wai.  Is that a picture of a little lamb on the disc?  I gotta watch this again! I don't remember seeing any beastiality?  The alt. title for this dirty CAT III pic is LETHAL WOLF.  Ahhhh!  Wolf.  Lamb.  Got it!
THE WRATH OF SILENCE.  Anita Yuen Wing-yee and Takeshi Kaneshiro in a CAT III?  Yup.  Not as dirty as the rating would lead you to believe, but still a goodie.
Veronica Yip Yuk-hing with a side order of Charlie Cho Cha-lee in Cha Chuen-yee's TAKE ME.  An underrated heyday director, had a really good run with the dirty CAT III genre but most noted for his ONCE UPON A TIME IN TRIAD SOCIETY films.
Check out the all-star CAT III line-up in LOVE IS OVER.  Pauline Chan Bo-lin, Rena Otomo, Amy Wong Oi-mei, Lee Chung-ling, Choi Bo-lun, Stuart Ong, and that little home run hitter, Charlie Cho Cha-lee.  Check out my review and poster HERE
Unsubed, shot on video dreck.
See above....
....and once more....
THE DEADLY SIN aka, and better known as CHINA WHITE

And To To Too?  TOTTOO GIRL is actually TATTOO GIRL aka KILLER BUTTERFLIES, an unsubed Taiwanese female actioner starring Kara Hui Ying-hung.  I also have the VCD and that is unsubed as well.  Any leads on a subtitled version?  My good buddy Chuckie Cho is also in this.
If my dicky could talk, he would ask me, "Why am I so small?!"

My lovely Cindy Yip Sin-yi headlines this CAT III girl-gang chippie flick, REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE aka FLY WHEEL WOMAN CHILD GROUP.  Co-written by Manfred Wong Man-chun, the man reportedly responsible with 'discovering' my mistress, Shu Qi.  But I think thousand of young lads amidst the throws of puberty can also say the same?